john spurlock 2017
"…add a touch screen, call it Smart, sell it to schlubby dads too indebted to buy a midlife crisis car & too unattractive to have an affair"
Freddie deFunct on Twitter:"I just published “the three hot trends in Silicon Valley horseshit”"
april 27, 2017
< "critically-acclaimed mixtape"
native apps can do this! aka still… >