john spurlock 2014

"we'd love to welcome you into our corporate alumni network" = best modern euphemism for "you're fired"
"♫ i used to dig picasso / i used to dig picasso"Neil Young with Crazy Horse: Driftin' Back (Official Video) -
"if you're coasting, you're going downhill"
we're calling this thing the 'xbox 180' permanently right? it's a better name.
"a nation of icon-changers"
"♫ summer is winter and you always knew"Bush - Little Things -
"♫ if i told you the truth, you wouldn't like what i said"Killian's Red By: Nada Surf -
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"the world must be made safe for democracy"
"in the future, there's a credit score for everything"
"visual source shredder"
"The world has arrived at an age of cheap complex devices of great reliability; and something is bound to come of it"As We may Think - Section
"maybe we should think of Google as General Internet"
"history teaches us nothing except that something will happen"
"we will simultaneously unship the prefixed implementation of shadow dom." #unship
"i know you don't want to shake my hand, so we'll just skip that part."
"a lot of their self worth are tied up in those stocks"
web headline: "What Does the Recent Tech Stock Downturn Mean? The Truth Is Nobody Knows." what is 'do not click me', alex?
"nonprofit journalism, by which i mean nonprofit on purpose..."
"that sounded suboptimal"
"ok but we just... we just put it out there, and then something will arrive that backs it up, right? that's just... that's journalism 101"
"you put a royal within a hundred yards of the average american and they're trying to curtsey"
"♫ guns in the summertime, drink a cherry cola lime"
"we don't travel for business"
"answer-getting strategies"
"It's TV with buffering."
"we're not overbuilt, we're underdemolished"
"i still like turning pages and stuff"
"biologists have a special word for a stable state: dead"